From a classic episode of Newsradio. Jimmy James’ autobiography has been translated from english to japanese and then back into english. The title, once Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer has been changed to Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.

Mr. James: The original title of this book was Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer but I see now that it’s … Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler. You know what it is. I had the book translated in to Japanese then back again into English. Macho Business Donkey Wrestler … well there you go. It’s got kind of a ring to it, don’t it? Anyway, I wanted to read from Chapter Three, which is the story of my first rise to financial prominence. “I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street. Many days no business come to my hut …” My hut. “… but Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo … dung. Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans — and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey.”

Question: Mr. James, what did you mean when you wrote, “Bad clown making like super American car racers, I would make them sweat. War War.”?

Mr. James: Well, you know … it’s like when a clown is making like a car … racer. It’s sorta … like … the FCC. The clown … the clown is like the FCC. And I was opposed to the FCC at the time, right? So it was like I was declaring War. WARRRR!

Question: So then did the “American yum yum clown monkey” also represent the FCC?

Mr. James: Yeah, it did. Thanks a lot.

Question: What did you mean when you said, “Feel my skills, donkey donkey donkey, donkey donkey.”?

Mr. James: Sighs