- John McCain is not only older than Chuck Norris, he’s older than karate.
- John McCain is older than the Milky Way Galaxy.
- John McCain is older than his mother.
- John McCain is older than the concept of burning corn while leaving oil in the ground.
- John McCain is old enough not to have been trusted in the latter half of the 60’s.
- John McCain is older than The New Deal.
- John McCain is older than Global Warming AND Global Cooling.
- John McCain is older than Things Younger than Him.
- John McCain goes to his High School reunion. Dirt asked him how he’s been.
- John McCain is so old that when he was born, Obama’s neighbor and donor William Ayers hadn’t tried to kill anyone with a bomb yet.
- When John McCain was born, Hamas hadn’t yet been founded, nor praised Barack Obama.
- When John McCain was born, the flag pins that Obama called “a substitute for true patriotism” had forty-eight stars.
- When John McCain was born, it was legal to own a gun in the District of Columbia.
- John McCain was born in those long ago days when if you went into church, you could count on the pastor saying “God bless America!”
- When John McCain was born, any first ladies visiting Bosnia would have been dodging sniper fire in the “Kingdom of Yugoslavia.”
- When John McCain was born, Americans in small towns had only been clinging to religion and guns for about a century and a half.
- When John McCain was born, no one feared that former president Herbert Hoover would embrace a leader of a terrorist organization.
- John McCain is older than the fundamental break-down of family structure among the poor.
Things John McCain is Older Than